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How to Get Laid

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          Casual sex is common like a common cold, especially for men. It is exaggerated in “statistics” that men think about sex every seven seconds of their lives.Whether you are looking for a lifelong partner or you just need to respond to your  raging hormones, there is a universal protocol before you get down to business- penetrate the inner workings of your main chick.

While there’s no foolproof strategy for getting laid, I collate some of the basic techniques, which might help you get woohoo-ed.

  1. Always be presentable.

Don’t take hygiene for granted. Just take a good scrub before you make a booty call. No one wants to sleep with someone that smells like skunk.

  1. Make her feel comfortable.

Have some humor. It works all the time.

  1.  Have a I-Am-Not-Your-Average-Guy demeanor.

          The upper elite female populace would admit that they lodge themselves with not-the-usual brawn guy with no brain jock who’s IQ is lower than the measurement of their penis. Again, don’t overdo it. Just don’t.

  1. Be a social animal.

Initiate conversation. Fire some topic, shut up and listen. Basically the rule of thumb is to make it all about her – you’ll get what you pay for, later.

  1.  Have some class.

Yes, you heard me right. Just because you’re aiming to get in her pants, be gentleman enough to take her to something fancy on the first date. Doing so, may increase what they owe you  from head-job to sexy time. If you strike a good balance between being polite but still  being alpha, the nice guy won’t finish last, he’ll finish inside.

  1. Flattery gaming.

You might want to compliment her for the extra effort she made for your first date. Like, “ “You look extra special tonight!” But of course, you don’t want to overdo it or you might appear   like a creep.

  1.  Focus on the possible and likely.

  Sure, that girl in the corner is exceptionally drop-dead-gorgeous. But man, is she even under your radar? Is she even receptive? If not, go to the next. Don’t waste your energy on fights you can’t win.

  1.  Ask nicely.

Honesty-is-the-best policy is a universal law. If you want stick your bone to her genitals, be man enough to ask or stay at home and fuck yourself watch Netflix.

        This is not the swaggiest, most effective way to get laid but it’s the classic no brainer. Unless you want to make some radical moves like getting her drunk and end up in jail, you may opt to discard the recommendations above. So yea, if you’re looking for some fun without the emotional shackles of being committed, invite someone home tonight! Let me know what you think, leave a comment below or you may send me a message and I will help you as much as I can.

That’s all folks!   

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